My name is Lizxnn Disaster and I’m a witch, artist, and sex educator living in New Orleans, Louisiana. I am also a queer non-binary femme and don’t like standard pronouns but will make do with “she/her.”

Bodies are weird and fascinating, which led me down a 15 year path of becoming a first-aid instructor, a certified yoga teacher, and an adult sex-ed teacher, all of which have informed my life experiment of how to play with other humans and explore the needs and desires that come along with existence.
I spend most of my time contemplating desire and what makes us tick & gets us off. To this end, I have deep interests in BDSM, relationship dynamics, and personal development in pleasure and awareness. I’ll try anything twice, especially if there are cool accessories! This blog is a document of my journey through Sex and Relationships using sex toys as the conduit.


“Vice, Virtue. It’s best not to be too moral. You cheat yourself out of too much life. Aim above morality. If you apply that to life, then you’re bound to live life fully.” -Maude, Harold and Maude


Sheela na gigs are figurative carvings of naked people displaying exaggerated vulvas. They are classified as “architectural grotesques” and are found on churches, castles, and other buildings, mostly in Ireland and Great Britain. Depending on whom you ask, these carvings are said to ward off death and evil; or are signs of female lust; or representations of crone hag witches; or are fetishes celebrating fertility: all of these representations highlight the complex nature of humans and our sexualties. The “idols” are the sex toys themselves although I don’t know that I own any that represent a particular diety.